Walls Have Ears

Asher Montano
Staff Writer
“I AM SO HUNGRY AND ANGRY!! What’s that word again?! OH YEA I HOONGRAY! Or hungry for short.”

“Fish are amphibians, right?”

“We live in South America? Right?”

“DEEMMOOOCRRACYYYYYY!!!!!”

“Why are bad words bad? I can say fart, and no one would be mad, but as soon as I say Ima fart on you, I get yelled at?”

“Exchanging saliva is also making out from a different angle.”

“I saw the tree, I climbed the tree. What can I say?  I'm just a girl.”

“I farted and sneezed at the same time.”

“Dude, you are the Skibbity to my toilet.”

“What the Sigma?”

“Now that is one deceased chicken.”

“It pooped butter.”

“I want to be schizophrenic.” 

“Is he called Who Flung because he throws poop?”

“I tried to spell “go” and spelt “for”… there is only one letter in there that fits both. It’s ‘g’.”

“You’re right, why did I suggest scrambled to a group of illiterates?.”

“What does an uppercase 9 look like?”
“If it don’t rhyme with America, then I don’t even care-ica.”

“WOW! My bangs are banging.”

“I want to be Kirby, so I can eat people and puke them back out.”