Walls Have Ears

Joanna Dickson
Staff Writer
"My tongue is being eaten by lava."
"Bread but....burger."
"Of course they're gonna win! They have a boat full of hot men!" 
"Their bones are built like AA batteries." 
"You ate an AA battery?"
"You're a fire hazard."
"Have you ever gone to a movie, and your dad duct taped your mouth, so you don't talk?" 
"Are you sure your classroom is not an insane asylum?" 
"You’re a random email." 
"My trash is so trash." 
"Can I borrow a chair to use as a weapon?"
"Why is there a llama on my socks?"
"Is sacrificing gingers is still unacceptable?"
“I just wanna be Canadian!” 
“Robot maternity.”
“Whoever is leaving wet clay by the slab roller your mom is a… nice lady.”
“It's like drinking a glass of milk with something at the bottom; you don’t notice there's something there until you finish. Then you throw up because there is a snail.”
“You're a brown table.”
“Egg… oh, it's an angry egg.”
“Shush your little, smiling mouth.” 
“Oh my gosh! Hot man! Go back to the hot man.”
“YOU’RE A MUFFIN TOP!”
“I'm getting my robot baby.”
“The sasta needs more past.”
“Fleshy Kirby… Kirby.”
“You're a bag of salami.”
“Please don’t eat me!”
“Look at me go guys; I’m an eggplant.”
“I’m not a grandpa.”
“Gotta get away from that monkey dude; he’s mean.” “That's Donkey Kong..”
“I’m flipping your mom.”
“My funeral shirt is hot pink.”
“No, you're a wall.”
“Three feet, dude. I have three feet.”
“Your ears are poor conductors of electricity; you have rubber ear drums.”
“Your truck smells like carrots like were baked wrong.” 
“A duck is just a waterproof chicken kazoo.”
“You better clean those guts out of the sink when you're done.”