The Walls Have Ears

Savana Carter
Staff Writer
“I dislocated my finger yesterday pulling up my pants.”
“Pingles.”
“Never strangle an octopus because they are too slippery.”
“The wind is a sugar mama.”
“I can sue someone for my enjoyment.”
“Why is your notebook so small?” “I don’t know; it’s average.”
“The pigs are vampires for power.”
“If we dry the green screen, will it catch on fire?”
“Coles said not to make too many globs.” “But I like my globs.”
“She freaked out about me touching something wet and sticky.”
“When calculating the molar mass, if you get it wrong, that’s because you calculated the mass wrong.”
“Why am I an old man?”
“Wow, that’s a really good thumb.”
“Why check the dark and sticky places when most of it is stuck underneath the desk?”
“We need a trash can.” “What happened?” “Cheese and marshmallow.”
“What's a pineapple?”
“Why is there a donkey in the ocean?”
“This is a basketball. It is orange.” “That's a whiteboard.”

​