The Walls Have Ears

Eden McIsaac
Staff Writer
“I am eating these, but I am lactose intolerant.”
“If you gave the pig a gun, I wasn’t involved.”
“If I can steal it, it is a prop.”
“You are just the child.”
“I want to run away and go live in a piano gallery.”
“Comfort table?”
“This is going to hurt my soul.”
“I’m very convertible.”
“My organs were failing yesterday.”
“Have you met a woman before?”
“I’m going to the chiropractor today; he’s going to break all my bones.”
“I am going to be a grandpa!”
“Mr. Coles said these are all due tomorrow at 8:00 am, then the class proceeded to scream uncontrollably.”
“If you interview someone, do not get romantically involved.”
“I thought you wanted to edit me.”
“Thanks, Grandpa.”
“What’s the difference between a door and a phone? One is a door.”
“She is causing bear attacks.”
“Kid approaches a woman saying I am afraid of women, then runs away screaming.”
“My personality is getting in the way.”
“I have a French song playing in my head, but I don’t speak French.”
“Who stole my phone? Wait, I took that picture.”

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