Spring Praises and Punches

Makenna Goertzen
Assistant Editor
Praises to blooming flowers – Punches to the unreal amount of pollen.
Praises to Spring Break – Punches to it being the last break of the year.
Praises to the warmer weather – Punches to the wasps coming back in full force.
Praises to seniors graduating soon – Punches to the seniors leaving. 
Praises to prom season – Punches to planning day dates and group activities.
Praises to spending more time outdoors – Punches to all the bug bites and sunburns. 
Praises to no more snow – Punches to now having to mow the lawn.
Praises to spring sports – Punches to long practices.
Praises to graduating – Punches to having to be an adult.
Praises to new beginnings – Punches to spring cleaning.
Praises to abundant fruits and veggies – Punches to not eating them fast enough.
Praises to baby animals – Punches to anyone who comes across the mama.
Praises to having more hours in the day – Punches to losing sleep due to Daylight Saving.
Praises to being able to camp again – Punches to having to pack for the trip.
Praises to not having to warm up the car – Punches to now having to cool it down.
Praises to wearing shorts and tank tops – Punches to changing an entire wardrobe. 
Praises to St. Patrick’s Day – Punches to getting pinched for not wearing green.
Praises to picnics in the park – Punches to wet grass and ants.
Praises to the Tautphaus Park Zoo opening – Punches to getting attacked by the dang peacock.
Praises to April Fool’s Day – Punches for getting fooled too many times.