Praises and Punches

Aaliyah Garcia 
Staff Writer
Praises to falling in love - Punches to getting cheated on
Praises to eating ice cream - Punches to making a mess
Praises to getting a tan - Punches to getting a sunburn
Praises to getting a puppy - Punches to having to house train
Praises to lip gloss - Punches to it being sticky
Praises to going out - Punches to having a curfew
Praises to getting an A on a single assignment - Punches to a grade only going up one percent
Praises to driving - Punches to crashing
Praises to friends - Punches to them being toxic
Praises to CostCo lunch - Punches to getting carded
Praises to going to a concert - Punches to not recording enough
Praises to everything showers - Punches to being exhausted after
Praises to fun rides - Punches to throwing up
Praises to getting a job interview - Punches to getting rejected
Praises to eating pineapple - Punches to a stinging tongue
Praises to summer break - Punches to going back to school
Praises to getting lashes done - Punches to being insecure when they come off
Praises to football season - Punches to being cold
Praises to school ending - Punches to finals
Praises to talking to your mom about crushes - Punches to them doing you dirty after telling your mom
Praises to going on cute dates - Punches to them reusing the date idea with someone else
Praises to being a not being a grown up - Punches to people treating you like a kid