Praises and Punches

Emory Anderson
Staff writer
Praises to alarms - Punches to snoozing 100 times.
Praises to Reddit stories - Punches to no part two.
Praises to naps - Punches to waking up after dark
Praises to ice skating - Punches to falling down.
Praises to having a pencil - Punches to not having an eraser.
Praises to dances - Punches to the cost.
Praises to having games on your phone - Punches to your friends stealing your phone.
Praises to sleepovers - Punches to getting no sleep.
Praises to Taco Bell - Punches to the aftermath.
Praises to online classes - Punches to getting behind in them.
Praises to having glasses - Punches to breaking them.
Praises to having a phone at school - Punches to getting it taken away.
Praises to making a movie reference - Punches to no one getting it.
Praises to going to the movies - Punches to the theater being full.
Praises to traveling - Punches to driving the majority of the trip.
Praises to having money - Punches to paying bills.
Praises to starting a book - Punches to never finishing it.
Praises to having Capris Suns - Punches to having to share.
Praises to listening to music - Punches to not knowing any songs.
Praises to talking in class - Punches to not paying attention.
Praises to long nails - Punches to them always breaking.
Praises to having money - Punches to spending it all on DoorDash.
Praises to being crazy - Punches to rats.
Praises to rats - Punches to rubber rooms.