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The Walls Have Ears and Praises and Punches

5/3/2023

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Kimmie Barnes
Editor-in-Chief
“Thank you gracious dictator”
“Will you quit speaking? You’re making my brain hurt!”
“I listened to Slim Shady like seven times in the car.”
“I manifested this!”...”I did NOT!”
“That’s a lot of fancy rocks.”
“I can’t pop off”
“What in the raggedy wormhole?!”
“I’m basically Kesha.”
“I’m always thinking about fish.”
“Eminem is my spirit animal.”
“You can’t hold the beast back.”
Praises and Punches
Praises to springtime - Punches to standardized testing
Praises to the weather starting to warm up - Punches to the random once-a-week snowstorm 
Praises to concerts - Punches to tickets costing so much money
Praises to school almost being over - Punches to one more finals week
Praises to spring sports - Punches to so many games getting canceled
Praises to plants growing and blooming - Punches to allergies
Praises to prom - Punches to finding a dress/suit
Praises to snow and ice free roads - Punches to the millions of potholes
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