Ears have Walls

Elliot Kidd
Social Media Manager 
“You know what I'm wearing for the rest of the Christmas year.”
“If I have a Tom and Jerry scream that's the end of my career.”
“His name is Johnson, he makes sure people don't steal my wallet.”
“It's not a llama.”
“Why do verbs exist?”
“I am not slaying the day, the day is in fact slaying me.”
“Look how much better you do when you are here [name].” “...I'm not going to be here tomorrow.”
“What's it like being tall?” “I don't like it.”
“Mr [name] I want your opinion.” “You want my opinion? Don't eat onions... on a date.” “THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!”
“It's called I fear death... wait no-”
“I'm going to stab you.” “IN A GOOD WAY IN A GOOD WAY!” “...That doesn't make it any better.”
“Why would you flush perfectly good ice cream down the toilet?”
“Don't talk to me; I have hiccups.”
“I see so many butts.”
“You should buy more clothes.” “I did.” “Wait- So when I invited you out shopping last week. You said no cause you don't need more clothes, but then you proceed to buy more clothes.”
“I decided that I'm just making my own pictures.” “Good for you.” “Slayyyy oh my goshhhh” “...You concerned me.”
“Ew gross, disgusting.” “That's what they thought when they first saw me.”
“That's how I am surviving - gaslighting myself.”
“It's a new form of Capitalism.”
“Don't make me laugh; I lose control of my knees.”

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