Walls Have Ears

​Ash Merritt
Editor-in-Chief
“Emy’s bald.. you're going to stay bald.”
“Bell work it quickly.” 
“You look dead, more than normal.”
“Keep your eye there until I strangle.” 
“You're going to spot treat your eyes!”
“I'm moving to Canada!” *starts singing Canada song* 
“Guess who may or may not have gotten a new cat.” 
“How did that go in backwards? That doesn't make sense.”
“People just memorize things.”
“She’s everything and rambled.” 
“Are you adopted? No. Well, your brother told me.” 
“Of course she likes the taste of her enemies’ tears.”
“Don't leave your standards here!”
“Are you a Benadryl dealer?” 
“They don’t need context. I am the context.”
“He’s the epitome of a white man without being white.”
“I have rizzem with the tism.” 
“I got these new mints. They taste like Florida. They are kinda gross.” 
“I want taverns built into preschools.” 
“Your personality is like decaf coffee. You are there, but nobody wants you.”