Walls Have Ears

Brielle Loveland
Staff Writer
“I have more rizz than you.”
“If I don't get Wingstop soon, I'm gonna die.”
“Your shoe’s untied.” … “I'm not wearing shoes.”
“WAIT, THE MAIN CHARACTER DIES?”/
“The low taper fade meme is still MASSIVE.”
“I played Roblox all weekend.” … ”What game?” …  “Mega noob simulator.”
“He’s just a chill guy.”
“You kinda walk like an elf.”
“Why does he sound like a dude from cool runnings?” … “He sounds like Sebastian from The Little Mermaid.”
“Did you just say your chocolate is synthetic rubber?”
“I'm slow.” … “Wait, I thought your name was stone?”
“Just take a nap” …”Where?” … “On the floor.”
“SPONGEBOB!”
“I hate Mondays.” … “Today is Wednesday.”
“I want a mega-sized hamster for Christmas.”
“My good friend dimension.” … ”You have dementia!?!”
“This is wrong.” … “What’s wrong with it?” … “It’s not right.”
“Who needs a double jump when you have double kill?”
“If I can't end a paragraph, what can I end on?” … you mean a quote?”
“Leave me and my naked mole rat hoodie alone.”
“Don’t worry, I didn’t spill ya.”
“Spilling the Sperry with the tea”
“I’ll drag by your toes back to your house”

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