The Walls Have Ears

Aaliyah Garcia
Staff Writer
“I don’t listen to the IRS.”
“How does this relate to sketchbooks? … It makes you emotional.”
“Mmm, synonym rolls just like grammar used to make.”
“Your hair is fuzzy … I like your hair.”
“It’s called the golden spiral ... I’m on a spiral, and I’m golden.”
“Mother, I identify strongly with that bee.”
“I can read cursive because of the swoops.”
“Barry is in the body bag.”
“It’s fuzzy, and it flies, Mom, so I don't know how it got in there.”
“He has sticky fingers.”
“You're such a doll, with no Ken though.”
“Someone crashed into my new Tesla.”
“I left my dump truck on the side of Walmart.”
“She looks like Faze Rug’s mom.”
“I have a fear of cotton balls.”
“Why are you going in there like you're a snack?”
“I need a Katina bowl from Taco Bell.”
“I need a break after working with slimy rodents.”
“In the club, we all fam.”
“Can you help me with my homework?… No, I'm watching TikTok.”
“Can I steal the Grinch … No, he’s not for sale.”
“I can bite my whole cheek, and I would not feel a thing.”
“No computer for a month … But what about my chromebook?”
“I will pee on your keyboard if you don’t move the seats back.”
“So a relative pronoun is like my grandma?”

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