The Walls Have Ears

Anna Kidd
Assistant Editor 
“If you die, do we get a replacement teacher?”  “I would hope so, but you'll never find another Smock like me.”

“I forget sometimes the world is not flat.”

“It just waffed into my nostrils every time.”

“Were you not the kid that sniffed everything?”

“You're such a fish Ava. Wait- Guys I said fish not the other word-”

“I am going to steal your spleen.”

“Stop holding the leg so threatening.”

“We are off to see the evil queen! Bye guys!!”

“Have you ever had corn before?”

“You don’t look like a bowl cut loser.”

“You're shiny in that box man.” “Thank you, I am a shiny box.”

“I'm falling into my sad girl fall era crying and listening to rap.”

“I really like your sweat.”

“He's hot, sweating, and smoking??” “Smoking out the mouth” “Like a human dragon”

“Would you rather have a llama sized hammers or a llama size wait-” 

“If we work together maybe we can conjure The Force to strangle him”

“I am just gravitationally challenged.”

“Wow she's 3 dimensional ”

“You have been unblessed.” “Did you just unbless me?” “No.” “You liar.”

“Heavens no, fork yes”

“Everyone calm down” “I am calm like a fork in the summertime.”

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