Praises and Punches

Ashlynn Morgan
Staff Writer​
Praises to staying home from school - Punches to missing notes and assignments
Praises to listening to music during class - Punches to not hearing what the teacher said
Praises to going to football games - Punches to them being crowded and cold
Praises to painting nails - Punches to the nails chipping a day later
Praises to getting bangs - Punches to windy days revealing your forehead
Praises to going camping - Punches to getting mosquito bites
Praises to the end of school - Punches to school starting
Praises to going to a friends house for lunch - Punches to being late to fifth hour
Praises to taking a mental health day - Punches to getting sick the day after
Praises to watching scary movies - Punches to staying up too late
Praises to wanting to go to a dance - Punches to not having a group and not getting asked
Praises to scrolling on Instagram - Punches to getting distracted for hours
Praises driving around with friends - Punches paying for gas
Praises to reading a book  - Punches to realizing there is only one in the series
Praises to turning in homework on time - Punches to realizing you did it wrong
Praises to buying food with friends - Punches to being broke
Praises to Halloween and Christmas time - Punches to it being cold and windy outside
Praises to walking to school - Punches to twisting an ankle
Praises to going to bed early - Punches to not being able to fall asleep
Praises to reading a book for a class - Punches to having to write an essay about it
Praises to learning a new song for choir - Punches to losing your voice
Praises to going to a concert - Punches to spending all your money on merch
Praises to going to the fair - Punches to everything being expensive
Praises to getting paid - Punches to spending all your money
Praises to getting ready in the morning - Punches to it being 3 a.m.
Praises to having an alarm - Punches to snoozing it a dozen times
Praises to sleeping in - Punches to missing school